Karanwa aur Rahuliya Ka Jalwa

Warning : Apne, Riskwa pe padhat...Humre Trendy Baba poon - poon kar ke phathat!

Jeth ke mahina ma, humre Babbu Laal Maanuandi ke mann ma bulbula uthat hai!...Seedhi, bhasha mein kahein toh Trendy Baba ne apne writing career ko ek naya platform aur ek naya Topic Idea dene ke liye, movie banane ki sochi. Ab, har state ki N.G.O.'s se nikale jaa chuke Baba ko finance kaun kare. Isiliye, humare Mohit Pandey Jee, shuru karne jaa rahe hain unka 'Bhojpuri Adventure'.

Trendy Baba - Lo, mere Prasadon, MurgaBang2008 Agarbatti ka dhuan prasad samajh ke satak jaayo.

Rahuliya - Agarbatti peeche karo. Main, yeh Movie, South mein apna career start karne ke liye kar raha hun. Zada, Aye - Waye kiye toh Bye - Bye kar dunga.

Karanwa - Baba, ek hi toh gora banda hai yahan. Usse, bhi dhuan laga ke kaala banoge.

Baba, pehle se hi Diabetes se lad rahe the. Isiliye, risk na lete huye unhone shooting shuru kar di.

Trendy Baba - Agarbatti....Doorbin....DISHUM - DISHUM!

Karanwa - Tu, itna pyar karat hamra se. E, hamra aaj pata chalat. Tohra komal haathon ke sparsh se gora patthar bhi kaala padat hai. Ab, der na kar zaalim, jaldi mantar maarat de.

Lo, idhar Baba ke Bhojpuri Dostana ka pehla din. Aur, pehle hi din mein Karan ne apni Bhojpuri Acting ko ek kuaan de diya.

Trendy Baba - Jaldi se Dialouge de Rahuliya.

Rahuliya - Mohra......

Trendy Baba - Paapi, tujhe dialouge nahi dena ek chote puppy ki pappi kar ke, Karanwa ko dena hai.

Rahuliya - Tohra ke manli hum aapan sajaniya....Tohre, se humra ma pyaar bhayal ho!

Trendy Baba - Hain! Dusht, gaana kyun shuru kar raha hai. Pehle, Karan ko puppy de.

Par, Rahuliya par toh jaise sakshat Ravi Kishen chadh chuke the. Usse, toh Karanwa mein apni Nagma dikhane lagi thi.

Rahuliya - Mohra, jab - jab naada dheele howe...Tujh, jaisi dulhaniya usse sil dayi ho.

Gaane ki do lines ho gayin thin aur baat Trendy Baba ki wig ke upar jaa chuki thi.

Trendy Baba - Kenchwa....Kenchwa....KENCHWA..

Rahuliya - Jab, hamri Whisky mein barf jaaye pighaliya...Tohre, John Abraham jaise nakhre dekhat ke din ki bahar bhayal ho.

Trendy Baba - Mera, battha baith jaayega..Koi, iss Bhojpuri Sonu Nigam ko band karo...Nineyanwan...Ahm!...98...Bunty98.

Bunty98 - Kya Baba? Seedhi - Seedhi bhasha mein, 'Cut' nahi bol sakte the.

Trendy Baba - Kitni, der se Kenchwa bol toh raha hun. Accha, suno.

Bunty98 - Oa!

Sound Manage kar rahe Bunty ne apni dhoti tight kar li. Trendy Baba ki Gobar Gas se lathpath chappal, Bunty ke haath mein aa chuki thi. Rahuliya, ke pyaar ke pravah se almost khatam ho chuki reel mein ek - do shots abhi baaki the. Aur, yahin Time tha ek perfect, End karne ka!

Rahuliya - Tohra, Jiya mein hume dikhat hai Nagma....Tak - Tak karat humri..........SUNGH!

Karanwa - Oh, Rahu......SUNGH!

Bunty ki Gobar Gas se sughandhit chappal ke sateek nishane ne, Rahuliya aur Karanwa ke Bhojpuri Duet par silayi maar di.

Bunty98 - Tera, jhute khaanda lak ni.....Lak - Tunnu - Tunnu - Lak - Tunnu - Tunnu!

Trendy Baba - Shabash! End waala Punjabi Monologue zabardast tha. Kal ko hi release hogi picture. Aur, har khidki toot jaayegi. Saare, Bhojpuri OSKAR tumhe hi milenge.

Abhi, Baba ka lecture shuru hi huya tha ki Camere ka sheesha toot gaya.

Bunty98 - Aaahhh!...Mera, munh...Matlab, meri naak jal gayi.

Trendy Baba - Sorry, woh thodi Gobar Gas baaki thi.

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